I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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