yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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