So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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