just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
i just took a sip of diet coke and i said " as soon as it hits my lips i wanna smoke a cig." then i thought of your dick.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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