After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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