He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
not ubering you a puppy
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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