That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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