she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
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