Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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