We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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