dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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