I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Can I color on your dick again?
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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