Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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