The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Randomize
