I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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