At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
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