'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
