We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Say something about gay babies.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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