Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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