there was a trapeze. enough said
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
The power of my boobs compel you
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I party with great urgency now.
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