don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
How naked do you want me to be?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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