Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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