Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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