ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
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