Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
this morning my mom told me to get a new vibrator because mine was too loud last night
i fell asleep watchin iron chef that was the blender she heard. i dont even own a vibrator
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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