If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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