we're blogging at a bar
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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