apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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