Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
As shirtless as possible
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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