My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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