This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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