I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
Even my vagina gasped.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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