He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
My vagina is very pro this idea
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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