I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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