found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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