they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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