Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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