He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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