Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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