thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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