I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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