spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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