is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
Randomize
