i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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