your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
P.S. I can't hear my feet
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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