What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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