btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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