You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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