There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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