How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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