Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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