these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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