i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
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